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Alcohol Is The Lube I Use To Slide Through Life T-Shirt

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Soccer is emotional. Your team concedes in the 89th minute. VAR overturns a perfectly good goal. The referee makes a call so bad you question everything you know about the sport. How do you get through it? One drink at a time.

The Alcohol Is The Lube tee is for the soccer fan who has developed a very healthy coping mechanism for match day stress. Wear it to the sports bar, the watch party, or anywhere that serves something cold while the match is on.

Why you'll love it:

  • Funny adult soccer fan drinking humor shirt
  • Perfect for sports bar regulars and watch party hosts
  • Great gift for soccer fans who feel every match deeply
  • Unisex fit for men and women

Because soccer is the most emotional sport in the world and hydration is important.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

 

.: This unisex tee is an excellent, all-season wear thanks to its medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)). Made with 100% US cotton, this tee guarantees long-lasting comfort and style.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline make it a highly versatile choice for casual and semi-formal occasions as its neat, clean looks can blend in any setting and are perfect for accessorizing.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations and provides a scratch-free wearing experience.
.: Fabric Blends: Ash Grey - 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Heather Colors & Safety Colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Antique Colors & Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

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