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Alcohol Is The Lube I Use To Slide Through Life Funny Hoodie

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Color: Dark Heather

Life is full of friction. Awkward conversations, Monday mornings, family dinners, small talk at networking events, none of it goes smoothly on its own. Thankfully, you've found a system that works. The Alcohol Is The Lube tee is for the realists, the social survivors, and the ones who've cracked the code on how to get through the day with a smile. Wear it to happy hour, a house party, or anywhere that serves your preferred brand of social lubricant. It's honest, it's hilarious, and it pairs beautifully with a cold one.

 

Why you'll love it:

- Hilariously honest adult humor slogan tee

- Perfect for bar nights, parties, and bachelorette events

- Great gift for drinkers, realists, and people who get it

- Unisex fit for men and women

 

For everyone who's ever looked at a social situation and thought, I'm going to need a drink for this.

 

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability (heavier 8 oz fabric)
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and practical storage
- DTF and DTG printed artwork; embroidery options available

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Shipping information

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

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