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You are selectively social, deeply intentional about how you spend your energy, and completely unbothered by every single function you have ever skipped. The couch knows your name. The remote is exactly where you left it. The snacks are organized. This is not a consolation prize, this is the life you chose, and this shirt wears that choice with exactly the amount of pride it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny antisocial and introvert slogan tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for homebodies who own their choices proudly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift for quiet friends who always skip the function\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit for men and women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause staying home isn't antisocial, it is a highly informed lifestyle decision made by someone who has been to enough parties to know exactly what they are not missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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